Post by sven on Dec 25, 2005 13:03:38 GMT
Here are just some funny name jokes...I've known them for a while and they are quite old yet they still bring a laugh 
1) What do you call a guy with seagulls on his face?
Answer: Cliff
2) What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer: Ilean
3) what do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer: Irene
4) What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Answer:Lilly
5) What do you call a man with a spade?
Answer: Doug
6) What do you call a man without a spade?
answer: Dougless
7) What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Answer: Russel
8) What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Answer: Jack
9) What do you call a man with rabbits down his pants?
Answer: Warren
10) What do you call a man that sits at your front door?
Answer: Matt
11) What do you call a man with no leg or arms and floats out at sea?
Answer: Bouy
12) Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: To see his flat mate
13) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause he saw his mate laying bricks
14)How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
Answer: She tries to drown it
15) How does a blonde kill a bird?
Answer: Throws it off a cliff
16) Your mum is so fat that when she goes into KFC and orders a bucket of chicken, the server asks 'Small, medium or large' she says 'The on the roof!'
17) Your mum is so fat that the dress her up in a yellow raincoat and use her as a taxi.
18) Your mum is so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house.
19) Your mum is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean all the whales beach themselves and sing 'We are family'
20) What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer: No eye deer
21) What do you call a deer with no legs or eyes?
Answer: Still no eye deer
...Well I hope you liked all these incredibly lame jokes
I certainly loved writing them down and I hope they brought a smile to your face from sheer stupidity
1) What do you call a guy with seagulls on his face?
Answer: Cliff
2) What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer: Ilean
3) what do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer: Irene
4) What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Answer:Lilly
5) What do you call a man with a spade?
Answer: Doug
6) What do you call a man without a spade?
answer: Dougless
7) What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Answer: Russel
8) What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Answer: Jack
9) What do you call a man with rabbits down his pants?
Answer: Warren
10) What do you call a man that sits at your front door?
Answer: Matt
11) What do you call a man with no leg or arms and floats out at sea?
Answer: Bouy
12) Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
Answer: To see his flat mate
13) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause he saw his mate laying bricks
14)How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
Answer: She tries to drown it
15) How does a blonde kill a bird?
Answer: Throws it off a cliff
16) Your mum is so fat that when she goes into KFC and orders a bucket of chicken, the server asks 'Small, medium or large' she says 'The on the roof!'
17) Your mum is so fat that the dress her up in a yellow raincoat and use her as a taxi.
18) Your mum is so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits around the house.
19) Your mum is so fat that when she jumps in the ocean all the whales beach themselves and sing 'We are family'
20) What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Answer: No eye deer
21) What do you call a deer with no legs or eyes?
Answer: Still no eye deer
...Well I hope you liked all these incredibly lame jokes
I certainly loved writing them down and I hope they brought a smile to your face from sheer stupidity
